Zen As F*ck: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book- Hard Copy

✨ Because sometimes mindfulness needs a little profanity.

Let’s be honest—some days, “inhale, exhale” just doesn’t cut it.
Enter Zen As F*ck—your new favorite form of adult therapy.

This **bold, hilarious, and totally unfiltered coloring book** is made for the over-caffeinated, under-appreciated adult who finds peace in profanity, florals, and a few deep, colorful breaths.

Created for grown-ups who like their self-care with a side of sass, this book is packed with:

✅ 30 explicit, laugh-out-loud quotes
✅ Bold floral mandala and animal line art (perfect for stress coloring)
✅ Thick outlines for marker lovers
✅ Bonus pages: Scribble Space, Zen Tracker, Color Test Zone

🔥 Favorite Quotes Inside:

* “Zero F*cks Given.”
* “Manifesting Badassery”
* “Just a girl manifesting sh*t with glitter”
* “You Tried It B*tch! Bless Your Heart.” 😳
* “Manifesting Calm and MIddle Fingers.”

(Don’t worry—there’s a blank page behind each design to prevent bleed-through.)

🧘 Who It's For:

* People who need a little adult-language therapy
* Fans of funny gifts, bachelorette bundles, and stress relief
* Anyone who’s yelled into a pillow and come out smiling

📐 Specs:

* 8.5" x 11" paperback
* 79 pages
* Glossy finish cover
* Printed on white paper for smooth coloring

🔞 WARNING: This ain't your kid’s coloring book.

This book includes strong language and adult themes. It's hilarious, healing, and absolutely NSFW.